10. You can decorate your desk any way you like
9. You can click on as many NSFW links as you like
8. Any time is flex time
7. Everyone at work would agree with you
6. No rush hour traffic on your two second commute from your bed to the desk
5. You are not forced to have conversations with coworkers with a single-digit IQ
4. Singing along to Call Me Maybe in falsetto would no longer collect death threats
3. No more worrying about what to eat for lunch: Restaurant A for the 67th time or B for the 105th.
2. No one would frown upon your office romance. With your hands.
1. Pants? Who needs pants!